Okay, mostly
- Your most marked characteristic?
Resilience, I think
I used to have a birthmark in the shape of the number 14 but it disappeared. Does that count?
- The quality you most like in a man?
Loyalty (or is it that they can shave their heads to hide baldness and still persuade women that it’s cool.)
- The quality you most like in a woman?
Intelligence (or the fact that knowing men as they do they still tolerate us.)
- What do you most value in your friends?
What friends? The ability to look and see the real you even when you are a jerk.
- What is your principle defect?
The dwindling savings account, Oh, wait, the ability to delude myself.
- What is your favorite occupation?
Enjoying boat drinks on someone else yacht. Ok, hum, writing, thinking.
- What is your dream of happiness?
A time machine or sunrise with great cup of coffee and knowing I have done all I can do to be at peace with my world.
- What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
You mean other than the leisure suit? I guess then I would have to say, the inability to learn and change.
- What would you like to be?
A pampered cat, a grass rolling dog or may be me, only better.
- In what country would you like to live?
One that has free food! But then again, perhaps one that does not have a government that acts as nanny to the citizens. “May I have some trans-fat with that Marlboro?”
- What is your favorite color?
Ecru, really it is the new brown.
- What is your favorite flower?
Martha White, ok, coneflower.
- Who are your favorite prose writers?
What’s a prose? Would “Peanuts count?”
- Who are your favorite poets?
John Donne, Baudelaire, (I copied that from Proust, hehehe)
- Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Albus Dumbledore or maybe W (I mean he can’t be real)
- Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Hermione Granger or that chick in all the Romance novels
- Who are your favorite composers?
John Lennon or Brian Wilson, and of course Joe Green
- Who are your favorite painters?
Monet and the guy who drew the pirates on the back of matchbook cover
- Who are your heroes in real life?
Are you kidding, I have seen people up close and personal, there are no heroes.
- Who are your favorite heroines of history?
See above.
- What are your favorite names?
Earl, Ruby, Clyde and any name combined with the last name Hunkapillar or Smoot.
- What is it you most dislike?
That question! The IRS! And them!
- What historical figures do you most despise?
Too many people to little time.
- What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Turning water into wine, It would be such a savings.
- How would you like to die?
Failing off a high cliff while peaking on acid, then doing a Wyllie Coyote, stand up wipe off the dust and do something else stupid. Maybe without pain is another way.
- What is your present state of mind?
This is my brain this is an egg, don’t put brain in a frying pan. :) :(
- To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Trusting that others are as smart as I am or as dumb as I am, whichever comes first.
Motto, I don’t need no stinking motto!