Laughs, Jokes, Humour - Whatever Gives a Chuckle!!

[Sarah Wilkinson]

I do enjoy a jolly good laugh, don't you? So this blog is for whatever has tickled your funny-bone - a joke, a video, a song, comments, cartoons... Maybe someone else will get a cackle from it too!"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." - Woody Allen"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul." - Yiddish Proverb"If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk for ever." - not sure who said that, but one site mentioned the Beach Boys...Anyway, here's an old video clip, that I like:...well, what made you laugh today?

[Kevin Nye]

And Carol, I e-mailed JAL, and asked if he has that class on video. I have a son who is a senior, and it would be nice if he could take John's class to prep him for his SATs. Yes, that was funny! What ham that guy...

[Kevin Nye]

I have an answer Susan. You know that a guy has testosterone issues "when he says nothing or does nothing when another guy verbally or physically abuses a woman in his presence". Sometimes, a guy has to be a Cave Man and do a little smack down...

[Ronold F. Wallace]

When it thunders. Why do blondes turn around look up into the sky and smile?
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The think there picture is being taken!

[susan lefevre]

Hey, Sarah! I just found out there's something called "andropause" -- that explains a lot! So how do you know if a man has testosterone deficiency issues? Anyone care to come up with a list? That could be very funny. Maybe one of you guys would want to take that on? I don't dare.

[Sarah Wilkinson]

For anyone who finds hormones confusing... and is a woman... or lives with a female... or fancies some chick... or just wonders "what the...?!"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES”...

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

[lois gueli]

I forgot to mention that the video I posted is from my hometown of Dearborn, Michigan. The cop wasn't prosecuted but he did lose his job.
At work the other day one of my 4 year old girls said she needed to use the bathroom. I asked her if she needed help. A little 4 year old boy jumps up and enthusiastically says "I CAN HELP!!!"

[John Richeson]

[lois gueli]

Poliice officer confiscates pot and bakes brownies with his wife.

[Kevin Nye]

Three guys were in a sauna naked doin the sauna thing, An American, a Japanese, and an Irish man. And as they sat in there, sweating away, there came a distinct beeping sound from the Japanese man. Yet, he had on no clothes what soever. Then, the Japanese man as if pushing buttons, started poking his right index finger into his left wrist until the series of beeping stopped. Then, the Japanese man looked up at his two sauna mates and said; "You see, I have computer chip in my wrist which is actually a beeper, and I can tell which number I need to call back by the tones and the series of the beeps. The American smiled, and the Irishman was rather astonished.

Just then, the sound of a telephone ringing began emanating somewhere from the American. The American smiles and says; "Scuse me fellas, I have a phone call. It's a computer chip thing like our Japanese friend here". He then proceeded to poke his finger into his right palm, then, put his open palm to his ear and mouth and said; "Oh yeah. Right, right. I'll have my people call your people and then, we can do lunch..."

The Japanese man smiled, and the Irishman, even more astonished than he was at the "beeper in the wrist" thing says; "Aye laddies, I'll be back in a wee bit". and leaves the sauna hut. A couple of minutes later, he walks back in with about three sheets of toilet paper hanging out of the crack of his ass. The American and the Japanese were equally astonished, but before anyone could ask, the Irishman says; "Aye, excuse me laddies, but I do believe I have a fax comin' in..."

[John Richeson]

Nice blog to start Sarah. May it get a lot of posts. We certainly need to laugh more in this day and time. Here is one that cracked me up recently.


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